"We're All Mad Here…."
A misshapen dwarf-like fairy with a conical hat was once seen running across a road in Ewell, according to a newly unearthed account.
Jeremy Harte, curator of Bourne Hall Museum, stumbled across the extraordinary report in a book on the lost archives of the Fairy Investigation Society.
Mr Harte asked: “Do unseen fairies haunt Ewell? A new account has been published which suggests that this may be the case.