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Stonehenge development: ley lines closed during 2015 while toll lanes added

The government has announced a radical up-grade to Britain’s dilapidated ley-line network with major closures on all lines and charges being brought in on certain routes when the network re-opens. ‘For years Britain’s natural mystic energy has been having to cope on an out-dated system’ said David Cameron dressed in a rainbow baggy jumper wearing a large purple feather as an earring. ‘It might have been adequate for the Bronze Age when it was first laid out, but is entirely unsuitable to 21st Century new age Britain.’

read more Stonehenge development: ley lines closed during 2015 while toll lanes added | NewsBiscuit.

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This entry was posted on December 2, 2014 by in Satire.

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